I Was Dropped As A Baby Into A Pool Of Awesomeness And Badassery Hoodie

Born Badass! I Was Dropped in Awesomeness Hoodie (Get Yours Now!)

Channel your inner rockstar with this hilarious and epic “Born Badass!” hoodie. Dropped straight into a pool of awesomeness and badassery since birth, this comfy garment is the perfect way to own your legendary status.

Picture this:

• Super-soft 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester that feels like a cloud hugging your awesomeness.
• Bold and hilarious “Born Badass!” graphic that lets the world know you’re not messing around.
• Classic hoodie design with a kangaroo pouch for all your epic loot (phone, snacks, extra confidence).
• Available in a range of colors to match your unique badassery (think neon pink for maximum slayage, or classic black for a more subtle approach).

This hoodie isn’t just for casual Fridays. It’s for:

• Conquering Mondays like a champ.
• Crushing your goals with a side of sass.
• Sparking conversations that leave everyone in awe.
• Feeling so damn good, you could bottle it and sell it as “Liquid Badassery.”

So stop waiting for your superpowers to kick in (they probably already have, you badass) and grab your “Born Badass!” hoodie today!

Bonus points:

• Pair it with your favorite ripped jeans and combat boots for an extra dose of badassery.
• Throw on a leather jacket and channel your inner rockstar.
• Make it a statement piece at your next party or event.

Remember, you were born a badass, and this hoodie is just the reminder you need to unleash your epicness on the world. Get yours now!

P.S. Don’t forget to check out our other awesome and badass designs! We’ve got something for every kind of epic soul.

P.P.S. Limited edition colors available, so snag yours before they’re gone!

PAYMENT METHOD

International Shipping should take 1-3 weeks to be delivered after being shipped.
However, delays can occur in transit, so it’s possible that your order may take up to 1 month to be delivered. Shipment usually takes longer during Holiday Period (eg: Chinese New Year and Christmas). Estimated will arrive after 1 month shipped. Please be patient while waiting for your shipment.
Tracking information is not currently available for International Shipping.

Handling & Shipping :
United States   : 3-7 business days.
Canada          : 5-10 business days.
Everywhere Else : 10-15 business days.

Please be patient when awaiting shipment.
The items will ship using USPS by airmail Post Office.

RETURN POLICY

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*Please contact immediately if you are not fully satisfied with your purchase. So we will try my best to resolve your concerns.

*Guarantee 30 days your money back after we received damage/defected item.

*Shipping/handling charges are non-refundable.

*Shipping Charges of Return Item are buyer’s responsibility.